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[everybodywas]

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[murderbirdie]

I feel like I should be a cocktail, something like a Fireball :P

But if I'm gonna play, I'm definitely with cardamon. League cuisine is pretty much Everything With Cardamon. I'm more of a coffee girl than tea.

[everybodywas]

A cocktail sounds about right! I can't suggest which one because I've never had any, though.

Why cardamon? Is there anything special about it?

Wait. How can you not like tea more? Sara, you are breaking my heart.

[murderbirdie]

Nah, nothing magical about cardamon, it's just the one big spice in our corner of the world.

Danny my dragon friend, I'm so disappointed. Have you ever tried to get a caffeine kick from green tea? Nothing beats espresso.

[everybodywas]

Ah, gotcha.

I don't need a caffeine kick if the price is tasting evil drinks. And tea leaves have more caffeine than coffee beans before they are brewed.

[murderbirdie]

Sounds like something a tea lover would say :P

[everybodywas]

I've heard tea lovers are very wise, very knowledgeable about tasty drinks.

[murderbirdie]

The coffee gang has debunked all your evil tea lies!

[everybodywas]

[As a reply, Danny sends her this photo.]

Maybe we need to go have some cocoa instead. I like mine with marshmallows but the last time I drank any was 15 years ago.

[murderbirdie]

15 years! It hasn't even been that long for me!

Cocoa date it is. And I'll hold you to the rainbow sprinkles

[everybodywas]

Lucky!

Dealt. Now I am hungry for sweets.

[murderbirdie]

Hey, if you went with my sister Laurel you would be getting French fries dipped in chocolate milkshake. You have no idea how lucky you are

[everybodywas]

That sounds like it would make my stomach try to get out of my body and run.

[murderbirdie]

That's what I keep telling her but she swears by it. I think she might be secretly evil.

[everybodywas]

I'll believe it. Ruining good fries like that can only be done by an evil mastermind.

[murderbirdie]

You're worried about the fries? She's doing unspeakable things to that poor innocent milkshake!

[everybodywas]

Next time we should rescue that poor food from such terrible fate. you get the ice cream I take care of the fries.

[murderbirdie]

[ Sounds like a plan. So now you know, be wary if Laurel ever offers you food. ]

[everybodywas]

I suppose it's a good thing the Iron Fist can purge poison.

[murderbirdie]

Hey, my sister's not THAT bad

But close. Yeah good thing you're on the safe side

[everybodywas]

Better safe than sorry.

If she ever cooks for you and you need help, give me a call.

[murderbirdie]

Thanks. We need a safeword

[everybodywas]

Yes, good idea.

Uhm...what about 'birdcage'? If you say it will know that you are in trouble. I might need a different word, though.

[murderbirdie]

Okay birdcage for me and for you let's go with

Hmm

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