[Oh boy, Danny is going to have an interesting time with this.]
Please explain how 'Tony Stark could slap me with a piece of cheese and I'd be like BLESS YOU, TONY STARK' is a compliment? but I think the one that takes the cake is 'I want Tony Stark to clone himself and I want Tony Stark and this clone to Eiffel tower me.'
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That is not a terrible idea, coming from you.
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see, you just need to think outside the box. unconventional solutions. superhero dating is hard, sometimes you have to get creative.
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Superhero dating is risky. Even if...most of the time it's us who cause the risk. Sometimes it just happens.
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but yeah, that's why we mostly end up dating each other instead of trying to make things work with a normie.
or you could do what I did and build your girlfriend a suit of invincible power armor
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Isn't that the truth.
Bold of you to assume my girlfriend would need a suit to be invincible. But it's not a bad suggestion.
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Please explain how 'Tony Stark could slap me with a piece of cheese and I'd be like BLESS YOU, TONY STARK' is a compliment? but I think the one that takes the cake is 'I want Tony Stark to clone himself and I want Tony Stark and this clone to Eiffel tower me.'
What does 'Eiffel tower' someone even means????
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I'm not sure about the cheese one, but if someone asked me to slap them with a slice of havarti I think I could be a good sport about it.
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You have lost all the right to call me weird, Tony.
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with all the time you spend practicing kung fu, maybe you should think about working a little google-fu into your training schedule.
bookmark this, you definitely need it
https://www.urbandictionary.com/
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Thank you, I'll give it a look.
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Never change.