Believe it or not, it's harder than it sounds like. The ones who tried before me were killed, so no matter how prepared you are Shao Lao can still crush you. He breathes fire too.
[ She needs a drink. Like, a dozen drinks. Is there a "my friend is a weird dragon-punching puppy and I don't know how to deal" drink? Thea better add that to the cocktail menu next time she has a club. ]
Does it capture princesses?
No kidding, when people punch me I roast their asses, too.
Sure they do. There's plenty of vigilante fans. Did you know Flash and Green Arrow have action figures? Arrow said Flash's even got a coffee named after him.
Be like Flash, btw, not like Arrow, half his fanclub are murderous women who can't figure out if they want to fuck or kill him first. But that's just his special eau de evil
I don't really know the Flash but I've heard of him. I know there are action figures for the Avenger, I had no idea it was the same with the others. Is that coffee an expresso?
That sounds exactly like Elektra and Matt, so, ...hard pass.
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Okay, fair point. I would be annoyed too.
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[ She needs a drink. Like, a dozen drinks. Is there a "my friend is a weird dragon-punching puppy and I don't know how to deal" drink? Thea better add that to the cocktail menu next time she has a club. ]
Does it capture princesses?
No kidding, when people punch me I roast their asses, too.
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[Sad thing is, Danny is 100% serious about the dragon and what happened in the cave. Too serious for his own good, that's why people makes fun of him.
She should create that drink, Sara might need it often.]
No, we have no princesses in K'un Lun. He would probably eat them if we did.
You already do, you are only missing the wings :P
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Keep doing it. I like it :P
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Yep.
My pleasure, really.
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Wait till I tell everyone - canary AND dragon! As certified by dragon expert friend
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I can even give you a note with my signature so you can show it to people. [He's just joking, don't take it literally. She knows you might.]
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[ She is so taking this seriously, who do you think she is?! ]
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[SOB. He should have knows.]
Uh. I think I have business cards, would a signed one work?
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Depends. Do the business card talk about dragon punching?
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No? Why would them? They're for Rand Enterprises. I don't have business cards for my Iron Fist persona.
[But maybe he totally should.]
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[ He shouldn't have said that. She'll never shut up about him getting Iron Fist business cards now. ]
You could have dragon business cards
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[Oh, there we go. See, Danny is starting to feel the regret.]
Being the Iron Fist is not a job or a joke, it's an honor and a responsibility. Besides, no one would want those cards for anything.
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Be like Flash, btw, not like Arrow, half his fanclub are murderous women who can't figure out if they want to fuck or kill him first. But that's just his special eau de evil
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That sounds exactly like Elektra and Matt, so, ...hard pass.
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What do you think, what drink would you get?
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Me? Uh, don't know. Some kind of tea? I can't stand coffee, it takes likes bitterness and regret. Maybe green tea with lemon.
What abotu you? Yours needs to be something spicy.
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But if I'm gonna play, I'm definitely with cardamon. League cuisine is pretty much Everything With Cardamon. I'm more of a coffee girl than tea.
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Why cardamon? Is there anything special about it?
Wait. How can you not like tea more? Sara, you are breaking my heart.
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Danny my dragon friend, I'm so disappointed. Have you ever tried to get a caffeine kick from green tea? Nothing beats espresso.
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I don't need a caffeine kick if the price is tasting evil drinks. And tea leaves have more caffeine than coffee beans before they are brewed.
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Maybe we need to go have some cocoa instead. I like mine with marshmallows but the last time I drank any was 15 years ago.
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