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[everybodywas]

Believe it or not, I enjoy having a nice dinner with the people I like. Or generally spending time with them with clothes on.

It isn't always crazy ninjas!



I mean.


Not always.

[starksolutions]

I'm skeptical. you find more excuses to take your shirt off than captain kirk.

anyway, this sounds like a dilemma that contains its own resolution, if you ask me. if your date turns out to be a creep, just ditch them with the inevitable ninjas. problem solved.

[everybodywas]

Shirts are overrated. You should try going without one more often.

That is not a terrible idea, coming from you.

[starksolutions]

yeah, I'm sure the internet would love a couple thousand more results in the "tony stark shirtless" google image search.

see, you just need to think outside the box. unconventional solutions. superhero dating is hard, sometimes you have to get creative.

[everybodywas]

Your fans would say that there's never enough of those.

Superhero dating is risky. Even if...most of the time it's us who cause the risk. Sometimes it just happens.

[starksolutions]

I'd hate to disappoint my fans.

but yeah, that's why we mostly end up dating each other instead of trying to make things work with a normie.

or you could do what I did and build your girlfriend a suit of invincible power armor

[everybodywas]

Don't you constantly get weird message from them? because I do from time to time, and people only knows me as Danny rand, not the Iron Fist.

Isn't that the truth.

Bold of you to assume my girlfriend would need a suit to be invincible. But it's not a bad suggestion.

[starksolutions]

[ Tony just links to his Celebrities Read Thirst Tweets video. ]

[everybodywas]

[Oh boy, Danny is going to have an interesting time with this.]

Please explain how 'Tony Stark could slap me with a piece of cheese and I'd be like BLESS YOU, TONY STARK' is a compliment? but I think the one that takes the cake is 'I want Tony Stark to clone himself and I want Tony Stark and this clone to Eiffel tower me.'

What does 'Eiffel tower' someone even means????

[starksolutions]

google's literally right there, dude.

I'm not sure about the cheese one, but if someone asked me to slap them with a slice of havarti I think I could be a good sport about it.

[everybodywas]

Yes, and google only tells me that the Eiffel tower is a french monument. Something I already knew.

You have lost all the right to call me weird, Tony.

[starksolutions]

[ s i g h ]

with all the time you spend practicing kung fu, maybe you should think about working a little google-fu into your training schedule.

bookmark this, you definitely need it
https://www.urbandictionary.com/

[everybodywas]

I am catching up on all the things I've missed, it's just a slow process. There's a lot.

Thank you, I'll give it a look.

[starksolutions]

no problem. just doing my part to corrupt your innocence

[everybodywas]

I think that was corrupted some times ago, although not that long. But you get points for being so creative.

[starksolutions]

our conversations beg to differ. we have so much corrupting left to do, buddy.

[everybodywas]

You're incorrigible, Stark.

Never change.