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Your faith in my cooking skills and teaching skills is astounding.

I'll buy the ingredients we will need, when is a good time for me to come by?

any time after business hours when the world isn't actively ending and you aren't being murdered by ninjas should be fine

After business hours is usually when I get murder attempts by ninjas but I'll manage. Tomorrow afternoon then?

barring unforeseen alien invasions, sure. should I put in a grocery order for suspiciously quote-marked 'prawns'?

I can't believe I missed those when I was gone. Aliens.

And yes, there will be prawns in the recipes. There's nothing suspicious about them! You need to eat healthy.

I can introduce you to Thor next time he's around if you're that bummed about missing the alien meet-and-greet

real prawns? not fake vegan 'prawns' made out of mushrooms or something? [ You never should have used those quote marks, Danny. Now he's never going to let this go. ]

Really!?

[ No take backs now, Tony. Look at you did, you got him excited about the idea. ]

Keep that up and I'll make you eat shrimp instead.

[ D:< UGH ]

don't get too excited. he's a hard guy to pin down. but yeah, sure, if I can snag him.

shrimp are fine too, as long as they're actually shrimp. what's wrong with shrimp?

full disclosure I didn't actually know shrimp and prawns were different

Yes but you are Tony Stark. There's very little things you can't accomplish.

What else would they be? Stop doubting the food I bring you! D:<

The fact there's two different words to name them didn't give you enough clue? [ Look at that, Danny speaks sarcasm too. ] Their gills and body shape are different, prawns are bigger and more red in colour when uncooked while shrimp are brownish. They taste pretty much the same, though.

I don't know! you put mystery quotes around them! and you grew up in an alternate dimension composed entirely of mountains! how can I NOT be suspicious of your interpretation of prawns?

They're just quotes, there's nothing mysterious about them! I can't believe people call me weird when you are the one who gets suspicious about "prawns" .

And K'un Lun wasn't just mountains.

yeah, it's really obvious that there are several significant food and diet crazes that you missed. [ You can't trust half the meat products in the frozen food aisle, these days. The Impossible Burger? Only thing impossible about it is how impossible it is to understand why vegans are so obsessed with creating plants that bleed. ]

but please, tell me all about your side career as a marine biologist in the mystical pocket dimension hiding in the middle of the landlocked tibetan plateau

Maybe it was for the best. [ Danny is very confused about how crazy supermarket products and offers have become nowadays. which is why he prefer to go to Farmers' markets ]

I would but maybe you are to busy not turning a simple blow dryer into a portal machine to another country, or some other crazy experiment like that. [ You're not the only one who speaks sarcasm, Tony. ]

why would I bother making a portal to another country, that's what suborbital jets are for

portals are for different planets and dimensions

anyway I finished the hair dryer portal to mars last week, so my schedule is clear

The point --> .

👦<--- you.

[ Sorry not sorry, friend. ]

Perfect then, I'll go get all we need and give you another call later.

look at you go, texting like a real digital native! I'm so proud of you :)

keep me posted, I'm looking forward to this Mystery Prawn Adventure

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you are.

See you soon, Stark.

[ ooc: this looks like a good way to FTB if you want! C: ]

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I snorted out loud at that macro

if it isn't canon that danny is a farmers' market ho it should be

For real. He totally loves them, I bet.

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