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[everybodywas]

@ blindninja

[everybodywas]

[ooc |Starter. "Indulge a blind man's curiosity. Does the carpet match the drapes?" ]

I already did plenty of selfish things while I was only thinking about myself. I'm trying to do better.

[blindninja]

As far as billionaire hedonists go, you're doing pretty well.

[everybodywas]

I will take that as a compliment of sorts. [But that got him to smile, so good job Matt.]

Do you really can hear heartbeats over the phone or were you bluffing? Could you heard mine if I called you?

@ murderbirdie

[everybodywas]

[starter: You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.]

Eh, well of course. She's my girlfriend, I'm not supposed to brag abotu how lucky I am?

Re: @ murderbirdie

[murderbirdie]

[Awww! ]

Right you are. Bet you two are a real cute couple

[everybodywas]

Don't know about that. [Sara you will make him blush.] But you should meet her one day, I'm sure you will like her.

@murderbirdie

[everybodywas]

[starter: You tried to punch me because I told you I liked pineapple on pizza.]

No, one of the Hand. You know, the organization that killed my parents and almost destroyed all New York. Okay that last part you might not have heard about because we actually stopped them.

[Glaring, yes. And Danny is actually surprised by her whole nonchalance about calling herself a monster.]

Re: @murderbirdie

[murderbirdie]

[She's all fake it till you make it.]

And I don't belong to any Hand. I have been an assassin with the League, I have been a vigilant as Canary. I've done enough terrible things without being accused of things I didn't do.

I came back wrong and though I got my soul back I'll never be quite right okay I don't need the reminder

[everybodywas]

[Is it working for her? Because it never did work for Danny.]

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I know it wasn't your fault. But all this is too much like what happened with the Hand, and yet some things doesn't fit. I mean, how many secret rationalizations that can make people come back from the death are out there? That pit you mentioned seems to work differently than the Hand's methods.

[And because she didn't had to deal with enough weird questions tonight, Danny adds:]

Did Nanda Parbat have any dragons around?

@blessmefather

[everybodywas]

[ooc | starter: "So after six months of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. I said no. So...she wanted me to ask you if you are free tonight."]

No it really isn't easy. She gave up on a lot of things for me and no one had done that before, It means a lot to me. Did you know that we met in the park when Colleen gave me money because she thought I was homeless? Which...was technically true at the time. [But eh, details.] Do you remember how it was with your first girlfriend?

Heh. Perhaps all of our mistakes cancel each other.

[blessmefather]

I never would have guessed you met that way. But why were you homeless at the time?

[ He caught the news that Danny Rand had turned up alive in passing but it wasn't like the news announced the events leading up to that press meeting. ]

The first time I dated was back in high school. It didn't last very long since I was still living at an orphanage at the time and the nuns there weren't that keen on allowing us to bring dates back home with us. It actually might have been for the best that it didn't get very serious. She wouldn't stop making a big deal out of the blindness. It was awkward. But I definitely learned from the experience.

We can certainly try to make up for each others' weaknesses at least.

[everybodywas]

It was when I first arrived in New York, I traveled all the way from the Himalayas. It wasn't until I managed to speak to J-money that she told me I was a billionaire, right after things went south with Ward and Joy. I had to prove them I was Danny Rand so they would listen to me.

Oh! You probably know J-money as Jeri Hogarth, she's a lawyer too. [Right, because all lawyers of Manhattan know each other. Well thought, Danny.] Don't let her aloof behavior fool you, she's a real sweetheart. And please never tell her I said that, she would step on my balls in vengeance.

I had no idea you lived in an orphanage, that must not have been easy. Sorry to hear about her, sometimes even people who have the best intentions make things more complicated than they need to be. I never really went to high school. Kinda wish I had now. That or college. Ward probably wouldn't call me an idiot so often if I did.

I like that plan.

@good_catholic_boy

[everybodywas]

[ooc |starter: "You tried to punch me because I told you I liked pineapple on pizza."]

I was trying to be helpful! I thought you weren't eating because you couldn't see the pizza. On second thought, maybe that wasn't my wisest decision ever.

[Danny sure needs a decent older brother, Matt is happily welcomes to cover the position.]

Maybe you can show me the right ways then.

[good_catholic_boy]

Force feeding me, was helpful! [Matt just had to laugh again] Nope, definitely not. You got it all over yourself, when I blocked your hand. [smirk]

I can try, you're a good guy, Danny. You just need a little guidance, is all.

@starksolutions

[everybodywas]

[ooc |starter: I might have bought a small island in the South Pacific by accident yesterday night....Do you speak French or Tahitian?]

That's not a good thing, Tony. I could give you some basic lessons about how to avoid getting kicked in the face.

Why does everyone say that? [Honestly, Tony is not wrong. Thanks go the cute balances all the rest of issues.]

[starksolutions]

my usual wushu guy told me the other day that he would "rather train a very stupid rhinoceros" and I thought that was really poetic.

don't worry about it, I've got my own thing. I'm not dead yet so I'd say it's working pretty well.

@takesabeating

[everybodywas]

[ooc | starter: "I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid."]

I'll keep it in mind. Now I'm curious about your place. hopefully no neighbors' activities will be happening when I come by.

Okay. Just let me know if you change your mind. [Danny here is only trying to help but he will respect Matt's decisions and not be pushy. Progress at socializing!]

That sounds exhausting. We could go out, have pizza instead, talk about our mutual disregard for self care...Pizza is glorious, Matt, it makes everything better. I missed it so much.

[murdocksboy]

It's not that exciting, don't get your expectations too high. And the neighbors probably bother me a lot more than than they do most people. 'Loud' is a relative term.

I will do that, Danny. Thank you for the offer.

You're on. I am definitely up for a session of pizza and no lectures.

@tamethatfire

[everybodywas]

[ooc |Starter: "I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes."]

Okay, maybe, but I still look my age.

She keeps calling me kid at the first opportunity and once even asked me if I wanted to hold her hand while crossing the street.

Thanks. I'm nto sure why everyone dresses so seriously at company meetings, it's like they only know about dark blue, grey or black.

Cheers!

[tamethatfire]

The beard helps a little. [That's as diplomatic as she can manage to be right now.]

I still get to call you puppy in private, though.
I promise it's full of sincere affection.
It's a dress code, your workplace uniform that says you rightfully belong to this group.
The quality of your uniform determines your position within that group.
Don't overthink it, just put on something dark and well-tailored.
You can be flamboyant and gay in your spare time.

@ starksolutions

[everybodywas]

[ooc: starter: What is the appropriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers?]

I was only asking!

Wait, people can fake orgasms?

[starksolutions]

sometimes I almost forget that you were raised by celibate ninja monks on Pocket Dimension Mountain

and then you say something like that and I remember

@starksolutions

[everybodywas]

ooc: starter

Your faith in my cooking skills and teaching skills is astounding.

I'll buy the ingredients we will need, when is a good time for me to come by?

[starksolutions]

any time after business hours when the world isn't actively ending and you aren't being murdered by ninjas should be fine