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[everybodywas]

Have you ever done it?

[What is tact when you are curious?]

Swipe left? Like an app? ...I'll keep that in mind, thanks Tony.

[starksolutions]

[Tact? Never heard of her.]

no. I'm a really bad liar so that would be embarrassing for a lot of reasons.

also, extremis. those supersoldier serums do all sorts of interesting things to a body. having to fake it is not really an issue. [TMI, TONY]

yes, like an app. you've at least HEARD of tinder, right? please don't tell me you're trying to pick up your hookups through myspace or something

[everybodywas]

[ She can't sit with us. ]

Ah. Me too, lying is just not my forte and it's not honorable either.

[ He's going to regret asking but... ] Interesting things?

I know...it exist. It's a dating app? [ He's not going to address the myspace question because Danny has never heard of it. ]

[starksolutions]

use your imagination? I'm assuming that was a rhetorical question and you don't actually want in-depth details about my sex life.

anyway, isn't falsifying a game of mario kart also dishonorable? and yes, tinder is a dating app. you should check it out. it's fun. please tell me all about it. [Danny using Tinder would be a riot.]

[everybodywas]

I think I can live without those. Forget I ever asked.

It's not the same. Some peopel get really into it and competitive and winning makes them happy, whereas if you totally crushed them they throw a controller at your head in anger. [ Talking from experience? Maybe. ]

I suppose it can't hurt to try. [ Famous last words. ]

[starksolutions]

[That's what he thought. Besides, if Danny really does want the details, he can probably find most of them on the internet.

Hmm... Controller-throwing tantrums... Sounds familiar.] are you talking about meachum again? he's not exactly a model of well-adjusted relationship material, danny. if you're trying to sleep with someone who reminds you that much of ward, my advice would be to not.

and if you're trying to sleep with ward, I don't know what to tell you. that's just weird.

[everybodywas]

[ Yeah but the internet is a scary place full or really weird things and he's cautious about it. ]

What. With Ward? God no, he's like my jerkass older brother. Goodness, no.

Oh god, I can't get it out of my head now. [ He needs brain bleach. ]

Have some faith in me, I have a little better taste than that. I happen to like nice people.

you're one to talk, Tony

[starksolutions]

buddy, I love you, but I have absolutely no faith in your judge of character

PPPPFFF yeah.

[everybodywas]

[!!!!!!

Wow man, Rude.]

I'm friends with you so I guess you have a point.

[Hah ]

[starksolutions]

...yeah, I'll take that. that's fair.

[Well played, Danny, well played.]

[everybodywas]

[ He's so proud of himself too.]

;)

1hour later

[everybodywas]

So, I tried that app you suggested...but the people there are really weird? Look at the conversation I just had.

[ And he attaches a screen capture.

Guess who accidentally signed up for Grindr instead of Tinder? This guy. ]

[starksolutions]

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[starksolutions]

I'm framing that

[everybodywas]

I don't see what's so special about a conversation about pizza but if that makes you happy...

[starksolutions]

1. that's not tinder

2. he's not talking about pizza

[everybodywas]

It's not? [ Give him a second to check the app again. ] Ah, you're right the name is similar so I mixed them up.

Then what are they talking about?

annnd some 10 good seconds later

[everybodywas]

Oh, for Buddha's sake.

Really???? Ugh. How can people talk about these things to strangers they just met?

[starksolutions]

lmfao

it's a hookup app, most people aren't on there to build a deep meaningful connection

[starksolutions]

so

what was your answer?

[everybodywas]

There still should be some decency when you try to hook up with someone. How do you know that those people aren't deranged psychopaths who might want to kill you?

[ They handle enough of those on their daily life :| ]

They stopped asking me things after I mentioned Dominos.

But there was another somewhat nicer one who must have liked dogs because he was talking about collars.

[starksolutions]

you don't, but that hasn't changed suddenly just because of the internet. really, when you think about it, dating apps are way safer than how everybody used to do it, which was responding to shady personal ads in the newspaper. now THAT'S taking your life in your hands.


(also

fyi...

he wasn't talking about dogs ;] )

[everybodywas]

What happened with going out normally and meeting people? It's a classic way but it works too.

( Then what was he...?

No. Don't tell me.)

[starksolutions]

and what exactly does 'going out normally' mean to you, Rand?

because as I believe we've already discussed, you seem to mostly meet evil ninjas when you go out, and that's not really an improvement on garden-variety tinder creeps

[everybodywas]

Believe it or not, I enjoy having a nice dinner with the people I like. Or generally spending time with them with clothes on.

It isn't always crazy ninjas!



I mean.


Not always.