There still should be some decency when you try to hook up with someone. How do you know that those people aren't deranged psychopaths who might want to kill you?
[ They handle enough of those on their daily life :| ]
They stopped asking me things after I mentioned Dominos.
But there was another somewhat nicer one who must have liked dogs because he was talking about collars.
you don't, but that hasn't changed suddenly just because of the internet. really, when you think about it, dating apps are way safer than how everybody used to do it, which was responding to shady personal ads in the newspaper. now THAT'S taking your life in your hands.
and what exactly does 'going out normally' mean to you, Rand?
because as I believe we've already discussed, you seem to mostly meet evil ninjas when you go out, and that's not really an improvement on garden-variety tinder creeps
I'm skeptical. you find more excuses to take your shirt off than captain kirk.
anyway, this sounds like a dilemma that contains its own resolution, if you ask me. if your date turns out to be a creep, just ditch them with the inevitable ninjas. problem solved.
[Oh boy, Danny is going to have an interesting time with this.]
Please explain how 'Tony Stark could slap me with a piece of cheese and I'd be like BLESS YOU, TONY STARK' is a compliment? but I think the one that takes the cake is 'I want Tony Stark to clone himself and I want Tony Stark and this clone to Eiffel tower me.'
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2. he's not talking about pizza
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Then what are they talking about?
annnd some 10 good seconds later
Really???? Ugh. How can people talk about these things to strangers they just met?
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it's a hookup app, most people aren't on there to build a deep meaningful connection
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what was your answer?
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[ They handle enough of those on their daily life :| ]
They stopped asking me things after I mentioned Dominos.
But there was another somewhat nicer one who must have liked dogs because he was talking about collars.
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(also
fyi...
he wasn't talking about dogs ;] )
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( Then what was he...?
No. Don't tell me.)
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because as I believe we've already discussed, you seem to mostly meet evil ninjas when you go out, and that's not really an improvement on garden-variety tinder creeps
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It isn't always crazy ninjas!
I mean.
Not always.
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anyway, this sounds like a dilemma that contains its own resolution, if you ask me. if your date turns out to be a creep, just ditch them with the inevitable ninjas. problem solved.
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That is not a terrible idea, coming from you.
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see, you just need to think outside the box. unconventional solutions. superhero dating is hard, sometimes you have to get creative.
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Superhero dating is risky. Even if...most of the time it's us who cause the risk. Sometimes it just happens.
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but yeah, that's why we mostly end up dating each other instead of trying to make things work with a normie.
or you could do what I did and build your girlfriend a suit of invincible power armor
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Isn't that the truth.
Bold of you to assume my girlfriend would need a suit to be invincible. But it's not a bad suggestion.
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Please explain how 'Tony Stark could slap me with a piece of cheese and I'd be like BLESS YOU, TONY STARK' is a compliment? but I think the one that takes the cake is 'I want Tony Stark to clone himself and I want Tony Stark and this clone to Eiffel tower me.'
What does 'Eiffel tower' someone even means????
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I'm not sure about the cheese one, but if someone asked me to slap them with a slice of havarti I think I could be a good sport about it.
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You have lost all the right to call me weird, Tony.
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with all the time you spend practicing kung fu, maybe you should think about working a little google-fu into your training schedule.
bookmark this, you definitely need it
https://www.urbandictionary.com/
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Thank you, I'll give it a look.
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