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@murderbirdie

[everybodywas]

[starter: You tried to punch me because I told you I liked pineapple on pizza.]

No, one of the Hand. You know, the organization that killed my parents and almost destroyed all New York. Okay that last part you might not have heard about because we actually stopped them.

[Glaring, yes. And Danny is actually surprised by her whole nonchalance about calling herself a monster.]

Re: @murderbirdie

[murderbirdie]

[She's all fake it till you make it.]

And I don't belong to any Hand. I have been an assassin with the League, I have been a vigilant as Canary. I've done enough terrible things without being accused of things I didn't do.

I came back wrong and though I got my soul back I'll never be quite right okay I don't need the reminder

[everybodywas]

[Is it working for her? Because it never did work for Danny.]

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I know it wasn't your fault. But all this is too much like what happened with the Hand, and yet some things doesn't fit. I mean, how many secret rationalizations that can make people come back from the death are out there? That pit you mentioned seems to work differently than the Hand's methods.

[And because she didn't had to deal with enough weird questions tonight, Danny adds:]

Did Nanda Parbat have any dragons around?

[murderbirdie]

[Dragons? It's a lot easier to talk about dragons than about what she has experienced after the Pit.]

Nah, never seen any dragons. Why are you asking don't tell me you had both dimension hopping AND dragons!

[Yeah just gonna ignore the serious talk like a champ.]

[everybodywas]

[Let's go with this kind of chat, it's easier to handle right now.]

We do, yes. His name is Shao Lao the The Undying. I punched his molten heart and that's how I was deserving of the power of the iron Fist.

[murderbirdie]

UMMMM

You sure PETA is okay with that?

[everybodywas]

I don't think immortal dragons fall under PETA's responsibility. Besides, he's called The Undying because he comes back to life. So afar he's died around, 66 times.

He also has a really bad temper.

[murderbirdie]

Cuz you people keep punching his heart?

Yea no kidding Hot Wings is grumpy

[everybodywas]

Believe it or not, it's harder than it sounds like. The ones who tried before me were killed, so no matter how prepared you are Shao Lao can still crush you. He breathes fire too.

Okay, fair point. I would be annoyed too.

[murderbirdie]

Course your dragon breathes fire, too. Why not.

[ She needs a drink. Like, a dozen drinks. Is there a "my friend is a weird dragon-punching puppy and I don't know how to deal" drink? Thea better add that to the cocktail menu next time she has a club. ]

Does it capture princesses?

No kidding, when people punch me I roast their asses, too.

[everybodywas]

It's a dragon not a pokemon, it would be weird if it breathed ice or something else.

[Sad thing is, Danny is 100% serious about the dragon and what happened in the cave. Too serious for his own good, that's why people makes fun of him.

She should create that drink, Sara might need it often.]

No, we have no princesses in K'un Lun. He would probably eat them if we did.

You already do, you are only missing the wings :P

[murderbirdie]

Woah did you just call me a dragon, buddy?

Keep doing it. I like it :P

[everybodywas]

[Okay, he wasn't expecting her reaction so Danny's laughing at the text.]

Yep.

My pleasure, really.

[murderbirdie]

Thank youuuuu

Wait till I tell everyone - canary AND dragon! As certified by dragon expert friend

[everybodywas]

You tell them that,Sara.


I can even give you a note with my signature so you can show it to people. [He's just joking, don't take it literally. She knows you might.]

[murderbirdie]

Do it do it do it

[ She is so taking this seriously, who do you think she is?! ]

[everybodywas]

What. For real?

[SOB. He should have knows.]

Uh. I think I have business cards, would a signed one work?

[murderbirdie]

[ Come on this is gonna make it on the Weird Shit Nobody Believes Without Proof list, and she's so gonna get all the proof (and gloat.) ]

Depends. Do the business card talk about dragon punching?

[everybodywas]

[Yeah but Danny is 120% sure he's going to regret this and Ward will yell at him.]

No? Why would them? They're for Rand Enterprises. I don't have business cards for my Iron Fist persona.

[But maybe he totally should.]

[murderbirdie]

And here I got my hopes up :'(

[ He shouldn't have said that. She'll never shut up about him getting Iron Fist business cards now. ]

You could have dragon business cards

[everybodywas]

Sorry to crush them with reality.

[Oh, there we go. See, Danny is starting to feel the regret.]

Being the Iron Fist is not a job or a joke, it's an honor and a responsibility. Besides, no one would want those cards for anything.

[murderbirdie]

Sure they do. There's plenty of vigilante fans. Did you know Flash and Green Arrow have action figures? Arrow said Flash's even got a coffee named after him.

Be like Flash, btw, not like Arrow, half his fanclub are murderous women who can't figure out if they want to fuck or kill him first. But that's just his special eau de evil

[everybodywas]

I don't really know the Flash but I've heard of him. I know there are action figures for the Avenger, I had no idea it was the same with the others. Is that coffee an expresso?

That sounds exactly like Elektra and Matt, so, ...hard pass.

[murderbirdie]

I don't know, but I'll be disappointed if it isn't some kind of espresso.

What do you think, what drink would you get?

[everybodywas]

It would suit him. Is there anything like a triple espresso? That's him.

Me? Uh, don't know. Some kind of tea? I can't stand coffee, it takes likes bitterness and regret. Maybe green tea with lemon.

What abotu you? Yours needs to be something spicy.